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Dan Grover's Journal
The Daily Thoughts of a Man whose Penis is Ineffectual
Created on 2004-03-11 23:28:25 (#2484084), last updated 2006-08-04
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Basic Info| Name: | flaccidpenis |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-20 |
| Location: | Kansas City, Missouri, United States |
BioMy name is Dan, and I am the proud owner of a non-functional penis.
My wife of 16 years has never had any problem with it, except that it doesn't work and we had to adopt our children.
But don't worry about that, they know that they're adopted, and that my penis is nonfunctional. But they won't inherit my impotence because they're not my real children, because, of course, my penis does not maintain an erection.
Speaking of work, I spend my days working for a marketing firm downtown. I maintain a cordial and strong relationship with my coworkers, much stronger than, for instance, my penis will ever be.
I also like spending as much time as I can at my son's baseball practice and/or discussing the inability of my phallus to appropriately respond to sexual stimuli.
My wife of 16 years has never had any problem with it, except that it doesn't work and we had to adopt our children.
But don't worry about that, they know that they're adopted, and that my penis is nonfunctional. But they won't inherit my impotence because they're not my real children, because, of course, my penis does not maintain an erection.
Speaking of work, I spend my days working for a marketing firm downtown. I maintain a cordial and strong relationship with my coworkers, much stronger than, for instance, my penis will ever be.
I also like spending as much time as I can at my son's baseball practice and/or discussing the inability of my phallus to appropriately respond to sexual stimuli.
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